Stealing a KJ for the 5&2 set, baby tat’s for Jeezo, 4&2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!

Listen to Episode 26 – 1:32:05

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Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2′ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.

Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.

Listen to Episode 25 – 1:26:30

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5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman’s Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester… You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides… Why?

Listen to Episode 13

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It’s big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just duck tape, Japanese Robot pants, Connecticut Update: 5&2 with a 2×4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don’t expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever.

Listen to Episode 10

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The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furries (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic “Time Changer” teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo!

Listen to Episode 6

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