Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there’s a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can’t die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time…and that’s what I’ve got for you. NO TIME.

Episode 23 has more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn’s the native americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos.

Listen to Episode 23 – 1:40:00

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The Macy’s Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap’s Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn’t die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of “cooking” pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving & Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate).

And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex & Rita Readasaurus.

Listen to Episode 22 – 2:00:59

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Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers…it’s a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a “Gossip Girl” and “90210″ update, Brad Discovers “Sell This House” and learns what love is. Thanksgiving fun facts: Suprise! Pilgrims are corn stealing bastards. Plus the Christmas Creep continues his conquest of the calendar.

Listen to Episode 21 – 1:34:02

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Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back… a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. And Alex watches his lady shows Gossip Girl and 90210. And who’s conning who in the 1990 Dana Carvey masterpiece Opportunity Knocks. Beware the Christmas Creep Bitches. The Podcast is free for the listening, try my product PLEASE!

Listen to Episode 20 – 1:53:30

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Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he’s going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently guide us into the situation room…. where nothing will ever be the same. what would you do?

Listen to Episode 19 – 1:09:01

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