Archive for the ‘Situation Room’ Category
Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Stealing a KJ for the 5&2 set, baby tat’s for Jeezo, 4&2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!
Listen to Episode 26 – 1:32:05
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Tags:4&2, 5&2, antiquated gender roles, asian, bedazzled, chiropractors in Connecticut, Jeezo!, King James Bible, KJ, laurels, nerd ladies, new years, societal obligations, The Folgers Coffee Company
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Monday, January 18th, 2010
Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4&2′ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news… to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler’s soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward “Poetry of the Fae” The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests.
Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.
Listen to Episode 25 – 1:26:30
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Tags:4, 4&2, 5&2, Alexander Green, bots, Brad Cupples, build-a-bear, dramatic reading, Employ-of-the-Month, fae, faeries, four, guests, horcrux, jon, Jonathon Pernisek, new year, News Dealers, po, poetry, Poppery II, science, sensitive, situ, souls, thievery, tiny hands, toddlers, voodoo
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Saturday, January 9th, 2010
We are beyond sorry that these are arriving to you SO late. I spent a good portion of this past holiday season suffering the infamous Swine Flu, supported by bronchitis and two inner ear infections. Yikes! But… I’VE SURVIVED. Adequate excuse? You tell me.
With that said… Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn’t know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches… let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude: The Next Generation.
Episode 25 and 26 to follow soon. In the mean time, keep checking those score cards! Slip-Trip Hazards are like a thief in the night: you know not the hour!
Listen to Episode 24 – 1:28:08
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Tags:Alexander Green, Bee Arthur, Brad Cupples, bronchitis, christmas, Connecticut, Dove Holiday Promises, Drive Through, Florida, H1N1, Happiest Place in the USA, Hawaii, inner ear infections, Louisiana, mail, Maine, Martha Stewart, Maude, Maude: The Next Generation, new year, New York, octopus, Organic Christmas, Red Claws, Slip-Trip Hazards, Star Wars Holiday Special, survival, swine fever, Teen Wolf, thief in the night, trendy gray-hair, truth, Walmart, Wookie Porn
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there’s a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can’t die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time…and that’s what I’ve got for you. NO TIME.
Episode 23 has more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn’s the native americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos.
Listen to Episode 23 – 1:40:00
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Saturday, December 5th, 2009
The Macy’s Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap’s Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn’t die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of “cooking” pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving & Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate).
And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex & Rita Readasaurus.
Listen to Episode 22 – 2:00:59
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Tags:A Garfield Christmas, Carly Simon, Dove Holiday Promises, Garfield's Thanksgiving, Jingle All The Way, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Martha Stewart, Moonlighting, Muppet Family Christmas, nabisco, playschool dinosaur, Return to Sleepaway Camp, Rex and Rita Readasaurus, Sarah Palin, shredded wheat, sony walkman, The Swiss Colony Sugar Free Holiday Cookies, Thirtysomething, toys r us
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